Lukey, slurp! Lukey, nibble! Lukey, burp! Lukey, dribble! Slurping, nibbling, Burping, dribbling, Doings of my Youngest sibling.
Have you ever heard of that fine hummingbird, Miss Daisy Muzaffer Susannah the Third, She hummed and she minged, oh the joy that she bringed To the tulips that smiled and the bluebells that ringed.
Old Dame Rehmet weaved a tale Like no one in her time, With flying turnips, itching queens And demons speaking rhyme, She told them all in different voices And the wildest costume choices.
Bubba Brickle liked to tickle Little children’s toes, They socked his eye and made him cry Till snot ran out his nose.
Sayyaad Al-Sarsoor’s occupation Was from the most curious of jobs: He hunted cockroaches, and shaped from them brooches That ladies emblazoned upon their hijaabs. I tell you it was the most curious of jobs.
Light me a chulha For my handsome dulha; I made him hot chai But he prefers it coolah.