Johnny’s too lazy to brush, Johnny’s too lazy to floss, The dentist affirms that soon he’ll have germs; Poor Johnny’s in terrible loss.
Raja Dhobi loved his gobi, Tender, warm, and crunchy. Rani Dhobi loved her gobi, Mashed into a bunchee. She served it her way so much…
Nancy Tootsie lost her bootsies, Somewhere in the woods, She lost her mittens there one time, And many other goods.
Disco Bobby Had a hobby: Danced in every hotel lobby.
Periwinkle Poopsy, Loves to ouch and oopsy; She does so when she burns her lips Drinking chicken soupsy.
The Rangles and the Wangles, How they fought for Granny’s bangles, Grandpa socked them in the face For they brought about disgrace.
I am about to start posting a bunch of silly rhymes from rhymenut.com, which I will be discontinuing. It will be much easier to manage all my…