I wrote this poem to welcome the wife of my cousin Zubair into our family. Thanks to Abi Mustafa for bringing this poem to life with a moving recitation at the wedding reception yesterday.
There are footnotes at the end.
“Unmoor!” It’s time, the whistle blows,
As you begin your voyage on
The Morning Star Zubair.
This vessel wide and long,
She carries all you need within
Her golden hatches strong.
The bridge with eagle eye,
While down below the engineers
Keep engines humming high;
The silver taffrails, shine,
While stewards fill your goblets with
Non-alcoholic wine.
When foods exotic play
Upon them notes so magical
From Bombay to Marseilles.
Sets on the sparkling sea,
Like Jack and Rose, you and your man
Glide in serenity.
Without a worry till
The seas begin to sparkle less,
The food tastes blander still.
And waves frightfully vie
To splash upon the shiny decks,
While clouds assemble high.
The crew tries hard to mend
The damage, but the boatswain’s luck
Is on a downward trend.
The engines fail to fire,
The first mate tries in vain to steer
Despite the ocean’s ire.
As he surveys the scene:
His ailing crew, his vessel strained,
And all that’s in between.
That show no sign of fear,
And sense a peaceful moment when
He nods with hope sincere,
And to the bridge makes haste,
To find his first mate ‘neath the wheel
Which once his hand had graced.
Still keeping by his side,
And stops before a cabinet
Of tungsten and carbide.
In glass so clean and clear,
With shiny letters that proclaim
Its role in times of fear.
Pause for effect, mood changes to mild comic irony
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A bit questioningly;
Zubair smiles back as if to say:
“My darling, you shall see.”
The lever with the other,
And pulls down on that golden switch
To beckon to his mother.
Its ribs moan shallow, and
The Master and his lovely bride
Look out from where they stand.
The sight before your eyes,
A golden hatch slides open to
Reveal a golden prize.
“Salaam” that fills the sea;
And thus emerges from the hatch
Zubair’s good family,
Proclaim the greeting high,
Her hands do bear a tray of her
Best anday ki mithai 2.
And holds you in embrace,
The family of good Zubair
Sets off to work a pace
Jenan assumes command,
Her father in the engine room,
With wrench and more in hand.
That Tariq works with speed,
While Zohra stirs a blend of Bel-
Ladonna and seaweed
The sailors, some of whom
She carefully helps get into
The operating room.
To render every care
And get those sailors up to run
The Morning Star Zubair.
The scrubbing of the decks
And brings those sailors to their knees
With her repeated checks.
Them cozy, warm and trim;
Maryam, Iman and Zaynab sing
A Dawud Wharnsby hymn.
Amin at radar, Sulayman
On charts; oh what a force!
As Javed babysits
Noor, Ibrahim, and Mustafa
With toilet humor hits.
And all over you see
A fleet of submarines with the
Remaining family;
A sign they can’t ignore:
Mohajir, Chida, Mehkri,
Ghias, Papa and more.
In even better form:
A crew and craft to weather yet
Another crazy storm.
Biryani, halwa and
A host of other dishes of
The grand Navaitha 3 brand.
Pause for effect, return to reality
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Of meetha5 fill your mouth,
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Pause 3 seconds
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You wake up from this dream, Rida,
A little farther south.
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Pause 3 seconds
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Pause for effect, concluding verses
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There’s no condition, Rida, and
You need await to pull down on
That “Mummy Hona” switch.
On any given day:
Love God, and love the one He loves,
(SalAllahu ‘alayhi wa Sallam)
And you’ll be on your way.
Pause for effect
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Pause for effect, read slowly.
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Footnotes
1 I want my Mommy
2 A family specialty
3 The name given to our larger family
4 Mouthfuls
5 sweets