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Good old formidable Samuel Bass

Khalid Mukhtar · October 31, 2015 · 2 Comments

Good old formidable Samuel Bass
Drank like a fish and ate like an ass,
The secret of his most formidable mass
Was how he kept to himself all of his gas.
Gas has no mass unless you’re an ass
Like good old formidable Samuel Bass.

Poetry, Silly rhymes

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  1. Zohra says

    June 29, 2019 at 10:57 pm

    The boys loved this one! Peals of laughter all around…

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    June 1, 2026 at 3:54 am

    Bạn có thể đặt cược tự động theo chiến lược tại slot365 – tiết kiệm thời gian và duy trì kỷ luật cá cược. TONY05-28

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